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Offset Global Frowning T-shirt


Men’s T-shirts Size Chart

How to measure

Here’s a little guide to help in ordering your T-shirts.
Choose a T-shirt that you know fits you well and take the following measurements:

  • A) Firstly the length of the T-shirt, this is done by measuring with a tape measure from the side of the neckline to the hem.
  • B) Secondly measure from the side of the chest at armpit level to the other side.


A) T-Shirt Length Measurement
A) T-Shirt Length Measurement
B) T-Shirt Width Measurement
B) T-Shirt Width Measurement

Once you have these measurements, you can compare the sizes of any of the T-shirts on our site.
You will sometimes see a design with A/B in it, next to measurement figures; A is the length or depth and B the chest or width.

Men’s T-shirts Size Chart

The social climate today seems to be one of frowns; storming down roads, onto buses, trains. Even climbing high into planes, frowns everywhere. Dark ones, occasionally building into thunder and lightning. Why, where’s the benefit? We know instinctively that smiling increases health and happiness, makes us more relaxed and open. Jeez it even makes us look better, when did a frowning mugshot ever win a beauty contest? Smiling is contagious, a win-win for everyone. It is the facial expression we recognise the quickest, within 10 thousandth of a second we can see it, far faster than any other expression.

A “light-bulb moment” is a sudden realization and our light-bulb moment is now, when we realise, we may as well smile, what’s to lose?

Let’s wear the shirt and help Offset Global Frowning

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